1. Slow Internet - I don't have to explain this one.
2. The Snooze Button - Say you have something important to be at, okay. But the snooze button will always be there to bribe you into sleeping for longer. Some people say that you should set the alarm for earlier... But then I have to wake up every 5, 8 or 10 minutes to turn the alarm off when instead if the alarm was set to the normal time I could have had one hour of solid sleep.
3. Joke Ruiners\ Thieves - Ruiners first. If you tell a super funny joke and no one is laughing then the joke ain't funny! Then there are the people who don't understand sarcasm. Example:
Rachel: So I would love if someone kicked in the face.
Someone who understands sarcasm: *laughs*
Someone who doesn't understand sarcasm: What!? Really! OMG. I would hate it if someone hit me in the face.
Than there are the people that are just plain stupid and be like "Whaaat?" The joke thieves. Now, it's fine if someone says "Erika said..." but if they don't give ME credit for the joke I said then I am pissed. The same thing goes with ideas.
4. When people say "no offense" to cover their mean comment. Because when you say 'no offense' you're just pointing out that your comment was offensive. Not even just that! It don't matter if you say it or not, the thing is still offensive!
5.Stupid Sayings - even though you know what the saying means, if you look closely you will see that the saying itself makes no sense! e.g. head over heels, spill the beans, against the clock, knock on wood, it's a piece of cake (and it tastes good!), shoot the breeze, beating around the bush, the apple of the eye, can't have a cake and eat it too, pushing the envelope, a bone to pick to with you, don't throw out the baby with the bath water, raining cats and dogs, slept like a baby (wake up every one hour?).
6. Going into a room only to forget why I was there - It's simple
And that is it. Until next time, byee!